Ted Cruz’s Desperate Damage Control, Trump Boys Point Fingers & Daddy Donny’s Tax Returns

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The weather has been crazy across the country, on Saturday debris from a United flight headed to Honolulu landed outside of Denver, Ted Cruz continues to do damage control after his stupid trip to Mexico, members of Trump Incorporated are looking to point the finger of blame for the mess in Texas, Greg Kelly of Newsmax devoted a full segment of his show this weekend to Biden’s German Shepherd, fan accounts for the President’s dogs are posting tweets from their point of view, Diamond and Silk have a show on Newsmax where they cover “important” topics, we are one step closer to maybe getting a look at Trump’s tax returns and Don Jr. was sure to comment on it, MyPillow Mike Lindell is being sued by Dominion Voting Systems for more than $1.3 billion for falsely claiming that their voting machines were rigged, and Jimmy and Guillermo try the new signature greeting from “The Bachelor.”
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    Joaquim Manuel FreixeiroJoaquim Manuel Freixeiro7 小时 前
  • This whole thing doesn’t make sense you’re just laughing at all of the facts being throw at your face and presenting them as an argument. Is Biden not cutting off people’s ability work, are 300+ kids not coming to the border. You laugh about all these problems Biden causes like they aren’t ruining america

    NathanNathan17 小时 前
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    Vince RisiVince Risi3 天 前
  • Kimmel has self-certified himself as a no talent that contributes zero to any setting. Wouldn’t even draw attendance at a local gin mill..

    Vince RisiVince Risi3 天 前
  • Dog is better groomed than Cruz

    William FilceWilliam Filce4 天 前
  • You are awful. You’re only funny to 40%. Bashing peoples.... grow up.

    LizLiz4 天 前
  • My parents bought my pillows and I didn’t know it was a republican thing. But I remember thinking they suck. They are lumpy and hardly can be called a pillow 😂

    Lauren MillerLauren Miller4 天 前
  • Diamond and Silk wouldn't, by any chance, be a couple of mercenary KKKoconuts, would they? Just asking...

    Richard PierpointRichard Pierpoint4 天 前
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  • You are joking about a plane breaking apart in the air when you eulogize Kobe Bryant funeral and his helicopter exploded and killed him. Yes things could have been totally different with the airplane. Its truey wrong for you to do that you're disgusting and I love you but you are disgusting Jimmy Kimmel.

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  • Coke Head Jr. you're dad could have gone any way as an ex president yet he didn't because he doesn't give a f*ck. And Biden is too busy with Covid-19 relief while Texas' problem is deregulations. So f*ckem !!!!

    PapiPapi5 天 前
  • That's okay jr. ..you've got enough outrage for "daddy", your mom, AND YOUR BROTHERS, AND BOTH SISTERS TOO...🤪🙄

    Crying BrokenCrying Broken6 天 前
  • HAHAHA that little kid at the end. Hahaha that kid is too cool.

    Strange Wayfaring StrangerStrange Wayfaring Stranger6 天 前
  • Very pathetic!!!

    Melita SmithMelita Smith6 天 前
  • Lol the hilariousness of me getting a dog ad with a german shepherd.

    Strange Wayfaring StrangerStrange Wayfaring Stranger6 天 前
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  • People are dying and you guys are worried about Bidens dogs.

    akparadiseakparadise6 天 前
  • That freaking fake laugh in the background is effin annoying as ef. Nothing of what he's talking about is funny at all

    AngryPCLobby ZweitchannelAngryPCLobby Zweitchannel6 天 前
  • Diamond and silk... why? Just.. why?

    Stephen BennStephen Benn6 天 前
  • Hola Jimmy! Espero que todo esté bien!

    Fabio SolteroFabio Soltero6 天 前
  • What the heck is Junior on???!!! Look at his eyes!

    Rocky KoastRocky Koast6 天 前
  • Republican clowns! Lies and stupidity.

    navaskinnavaskin6 天 前
  • Conan is better

    furonablefuronable6 天 前
  • Damage Control all he wants *eye rolls* He's only doing it because of the backlash---HEARTLESS MONSTER.

    Zoe FangZoe Fang6 天 前
  • The My Pillow guy wrote a book about how he was addicted to crack cocaine years ago. He looks like he started smoking it again! Just say NO! I loved the Dominion spot, it was HILARIOUS!

    phyllis garrisonphyllis garrison6 天 前
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    Dora CariasDora Carias6 天 前
  • Buffoonery on steroids. They do not reside in Reality.

    Pricilla CollierPricilla Collier6 天 前
  • Attacking a dog???? Is that ALL they got?

    Greta KirbyGreta Kirby6 天 前
  • How was Jeff's island Jimmy

    zool hertzool hert6 天 前
  • cruz......and friends...disgusting people....and americans vote for these guys......

    Paolo MesturiniPaolo Mesturini6 天 前
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    dinakajtazdinakajtaz7 天 前
  • Dear Jimmy. Please stop the baseless use of the name Karen to label bad women. It is so insulting to so many Karens. Good Karens. I know of 3 that are model citizens in this terrible time. They happen to love your stance on Trump too. You owe a correction because of so many jokes‬ at their expense. It's not too late. We still love you

    Chaim SalamonChaim Salamon7 天 前
  • True. Ted Cruz is smart to CREATE A MEDIA CIRCUS for Texan Blunder. Now we watch..... MEDIA USA RULES 🤣

    Kong ThaiKong Thai7 天 前
  • Jimmy if I didn't consider you my father, I'd want to marry you. Much Wuvs and kisses

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  • If trump tries to intervene in any way with his tax audit. Jail...

    Standupforyourself9Standupforyourself97 天 前
  • Fkn lunatics attacking everything actually thinking they will change people's mind ever. The dog looks amazing.

    Standupforyourself9Standupforyourself97 天 前
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    Bill WegmanBill Wegman7 天 前
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    Donald TaltonDonald Talton7 天 前
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    Ettore NamiasEttore Namias7 天 前
  • Biden must be more powerful than any previous President, if he can CASE TEXAS TO FREEZE - just saying!

    Richard PierpointRichard Pierpoint7 天 前
  • The crowd laughs at every little thing.

    Renae' LivingsRenae' Livings7 天 前
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    Worlds Biggest LoserWorlds Biggest Loser7 天 前
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    Joseph FrancoJoseph Franco7 天 前
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  • I don’t understand why people are putting Ted Cruz down. Poor Ted, if you didn’t know, is a great fan of TACO TUESDAYS. But because of inclement weather, the state of TEXAS was forced to cancel this weekly celebration. As we all know, a man has to eat, so Ted and his family hopped on the first available flight to Cancun to celebrated TACO TUESDAY in the country of its birth. It’s not like he took advantage of this holiday in Mexico. He did not stay that long in Cancun. After getting his fill of TACOS, he hopped on the first available flight back home to TEXAS, where he continued his stellar work on behalf of the people who elected him, by tearing up carpet in his home.

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    Suzanne PorterSuzanne Porter8 天 前
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    Deb SkiDeb Ski8 天 前
  • Don Jr: Ted Cruz escaped to Cancun with his family,its Obama’s fault

    Jessie LabateJessie Labate8 天 前
  • since 1900 - 2021 there been less deaths due to Hurricanes In The United States than covid19, you are not going to stand in the one place and hope you don't get killed. Now the thing is, was trump either severely stupid or is it he simply doesn't care about your family and you. Or if he is stupid then your going to after ask yourself why do you side with him. that's the only two out comes for this. everybody got hoodwinked by him. more than half the covid death's are trumps fault, if you have lost a loved one sue them ? trump for jail 2021.

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  • Why ISIS stop attacking London and France , are they in quarantine too , who’s killing British and French people .? Can Macron and Boris Johnson answers .! Why the terrorists showing up on the places and times MR.Macron and Boris want .?

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    Mitzi NakuMitzi Naku8 天 前
  • So it's funny parts are falling . Democrats ugh

    Kenneth HolecekKenneth Holecek8 天 前
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  • I am so tired of those two Black Birds Heckel and Jeckel. They had nothing relevant to say when the Orange Clown was in office so why are they they still talking. Shut up! Serious Sisters are embarrassed by them .

    O. JacksonO. Jackson8 天 前
  • To late ted.

    Thomas MagnumThomas Magnum8 天 前
  • this guy is obsessed with President Trump

    Woke 2024Woke 20248 天 前
  • I would take that 5$ deal on the OUR pillows.

    Patricia ZentzPatricia Zentz8 天 前
  • I can listen to Guillermo’s laugh for a straight hour

    Susana M. C.Susana M. C.8 天 前
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      Benito Gonzalez Jr.Benito Gonzalez Jr.8 天 前
  • Guillermo you jumping into Jimmy's arms is so funny and so awesome I love you both I love this show

    hector davilahector davila8 天 前
  • I dont know if I had voted for Biden, I might be hiding in a corner and be quiet. 10000 union jobs gone, men competing against women. Doesn't look lucid at all oh and he put those immigrant kids in cages. Yeah you should be making fun of Trump.

    PGPG8 天 前
  • They obviously don't know what a well cared for dog looks like; that dog's been loved a lot, it's written all over his face. Meanwhile, Trump jr looks worse than the dog. I honestly don't know if he really does drugs, or he's just that big an idiot. Like father like son, it's probably both.

    TMP incTMP inc8 天 前
  • If I were a judge, I'd definitely use 9:30 against him to fully award the 1,3 billion $.

    Gwen WalravensGwen Walravens8 天 前
  • Hahahahha. Brilliant show. Love the Pillow Man bit.

    et1965et19658 天 前
  • Does anyone actually watch this bullshit?

    Raw Chicken SandwichRaw Chicken Sandwich8 天 前
  • How can a dog’s hair be in question when Trump’s coif looked crazy. Actually the dog looks like he is shocked at Trump’s do.

    Quasi ModemQuasi Modem8 天 前
  • Now imagine this panic when a terrorist hits ALL critical infrastructures once. People don’t stop and think about it happening in their state or town. We are talking mass panic. Now can that be something we mitigate now🤔?

    Green TeaGreen Tea8 天 前
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  • Biden's dog is beautiful.

    Miguel MaciasMiguel Macias8 天 前
  • Lmaoooooo

    Mrs. TisMe ThomasMrs. TisMe Thomas8 天 前
  • 45 would have been there all right. He would have been taking a cut of the huge charges they’re trying to make Texans pay. Oh, good another video of looking up Donny Jr.’s nostrils!

    Regan PierceRegan Pierce8 天 前
  • I am not an American and i have a question for Americans studying the psychology of the crowds. Why do poor Americans choose republicans regardless of their own future life?

    Bruno MittelBruno Mittel8 天 前
  • The dog just got into the White House after being blocked by Trump, you idiot Republicans. Plus it's an older dog, and they don't usually look as pretty as younger animals. [edited- Champ was adopted as a puppy by Biden.]

    WWZenaDoWWZenaDo8 天 前
  • These MAGA folks don’t have nothing better to do but talk about a damn dog... Sounds butt hurt to me😂😂😂😂😂

    Dean BRDean BR8 天 前